i haven’t posted a blog in monnnnnnnths. But i want to do it again although i have nothing interesting for you guys to read. I guess i’ll tell you what i got up to this weekend yeah. well friday, i had my second english paper for my hsc and it was a pretty good exam. thankyou to the people who created it. Then that night lisle, candice and i, went and saw hilltop hoods for the second time. lol, it was at the horden pavillion and we got to cental and had avsolutly no idea where we were, so we asked some dude how to get to the horden, and yep, we had to walk there from central station. ahh man, not a nice walk, the worst. Yep, then we wathe the support acts and they were a let down. they were pretty boring.  then the bastard finally came on and i can 100% say, that i am utterly in love with them. mainly suffa mc. he is the custest man in existance. The candice’s mum picked us up and yep. i think i got home at like 2:00am or something. omggarrd zoo bad4rze. anyway.

saturday i went to my sisters to help clean her digs. then went to my brothers house because he was having people over and it was the funniest. night.ever. Hey daniel, your passion pop was pretty cute. Lol, some guy james, my brother, works with was in the kitchen getting a drink and by this time he was already drunk, so me lana an kimberly just poured shit into his glass, inc verdy, passion pop, wild turkey and coke and he still drank it. wholy hell, what a grommit. Umm lana, kimberly and blake drove to woodbine maccas at like 4:00am to get food for us all then we all went to bed at about 5 inc kim, daniel, tyler kimberly, tim, lane and i. Good night. Good night.

sunday, i went to bed at 5 and got picked up by my nan a 9:30 to go back out to my sisters digs. ahh man, worst ever. p.s. i slept in the spare room on the bed, just the bed, no blanket or pillow. no, thanks for taking all my equipment daniel. thanks heaps.

and today i came home from my sisters. havent charged my phone in 2 days so when i turn it on i better have messages. I had a good weekend. Best actually. Now, im going to go do some study. have my cafs and modern exams next week.

 chao.

well howdey my fellow rib lickassssss.

its been like 30 days since i wrote in this sod of a blog. since den nutting muhch haz happend. dis iz shit im goin

you quite possibly will proberly not read on but i really do not care. you proberly laugh at this which is good. i like when people laugh at me. its great. okay where to start. im 16 turning 17 in april. im in year 12 at school. i have no idea what i want to do after school. i would love to be a tattooist. i think it would be awsome. I have 7 brothers and sisters. My mum and dad got divorced when i was eight years old. i didnt really know why of course i do now and i dont remeber himn actually leaving but i think its been the best thing. i live with my mum, lana, lane, lisle kendall chere my nan and my cousin joel. we are currently living with my nan due to the fact that the owner of our old house decided to sell it and we had to move and my mother cant get a house because she is a single parent with kids and no husband which i think is bullshit. my mother is proberly one of the most nicest people you will meet even if i am a bitch to her sometimes, she alwasy tries to get us what we want and always manages to get us what ever we need. when my father left my sister looked after us, bought our christmas presants, basically took the father role and i will always be thankful of that. my brothers and sisters names are…cherie, lauren, james, lana, lane, lisle and kendall. i really think my family is hells funny. i defenitly not rich and dont have a huge amount of money but im over it. ive realised my mum does the best she can for us kids even if i am frigging immature about it. I have 1 neeice and 3 nephes. they are conner, imogen, elliot and frazer. they annoy the shit out of me but i guess they are cute. I read. i used to hate it but im heaps into it. i dont really read a huge range of texts. mainly just about murders and cool stuff. i dont know why i like it so much but i guess its all the gore and stuff like that i mean everyone one loves reading about that shit. im not a huge fan of animals. i guess cats are okay but not heaps into dogs and shit. i like peircings. i mean i only have my nose and labret done and probz wont get naother one but i still like them. i like tattoos also. i designed my sister lanas tatto its pretty cute. which leads me to another thing. lana and me i guess are pretty gross and she will proberly vommit when she reads this cause im not a full loving person and shit but i dont give her enough credit lol. i mean she can be funny uif she really treis/ if she wasnt in this family it would be friggin boring. we are pretty much never apart lol. and i think its frigging gay as shit when people are like omg i am best friends with my family but she proberly is lol its sounds so gay but yeah lol. well thats enough i have to go cause james is coming to get me which ill end by saying he is proberly the best brothers in the world. he will do absolutly anything for us. anything. and im not exagerating. he leads us in the right direction and wants us to have a great life. you should be jelious u dont have brother like him. awsome. well bye bye enjoy! xxxxx

well im currently situated out the back, in the garage and lane has the frigging mower going. what the hell, who has a frigging lawn mower on at 9:30 in the morning. sure as he ll not me the sack o’ shit. you know what annoyes the shit out of me. that truth box thing on myspace. i mean u put them on your page and honestly, who in the hell does them. i mean i do but being a dickhead i right stupis shit not stuff like “omg i love you your make-up is exsuite, i want to meet you, lets hang” oh piss off u pre-teen.i dont actually know why the writting style just changed but i dont really care. my arms are mass peeling but i dont want them to cause i willl be extremely albino like before. thats shit aswell. people go out and get heaps burnt to get a tan but then you peel and your skin goes like a scar pink sort of color for a while and you look like a mess. not heaps into it although my guine pig is.. i love walking down the street and stratigically pegging slices (or whole knovs) of a pixture of chicken and ham knob at people. one beacause it tastes like complete and utter shit and two because its name chicken and ham knob and well i think that that name is pretty frigging funny . im currently continplating whether or not i should  pull my son of a bitch upper lips bang and shin bangs out with a saw beaause i mean it is pretty beareded and bbeing a boy in this day and age, i really have to do something. i just canto go onj living with these type of things like getting called monnsta cause dat izz zooo mean. piss off. since i was 6 if been teased for having long hair. wellcut it then you frigging idiot. how dumb are you. long hair on boys is ugly anyway. fix ya self. im bored. im going to go smash my nan now, i can hear her voice from out here and she is out the back. aw god i hate her voce. okay bye. xxx

you know waht i really frigging hate. those fag boys that like roll their short up to short-shorts and the bullshit v-neck shirts they are wearing. it is the most foulest thing in my life.  i dead set saw this kid at the town centre the other day and he had cut his jeans into shorts and they were about 20 from his bottom. its revolting. oh its my sisters birthday today. Happy birthday cherie. you like 70 now. jezzez. lol my little cousin just added me on msn and he must be on my sisters comp cause he ran out and was like “why arnt u talking to me”  eaze up jaden. any way. i want to be a tattoo artist. im going sackol’ laters. xxxx

well i dont know where to start. i guess i could start by saying my holidays have been pretty shit boring. in the first 3 weeks i did shit all except go and help out in the cheesecake shop and then umm since then i went bowling 2. hahah man im so sweet at bowling my highest score is like 69. that was my first game my second was like 50 and then i went again and i got 70 something and then 54 hhaha man im heaps awsome. i think i am going next week with the gals from school hopefully.

yeah me and lana went to the shops like last week lmao and we were waiting for our bus to come and another bus stopped to pick up other people and there was a guy sitting in there full starring at us smiling so i waved haha and then he was full doing actions to lana and i like intedning for us to get in the bus but like we didnt ew pretty sure he was a pedo to the max and then when the bus left he was full blowing kisses and shit hahah man it was pretty funny.

and yeah we went to the beach like the other day and we were ,ment to catch the bus that goes down to wwollongogng and we were like the second people there wiating for it and by the end we didnt even get a frigging seat so we ended up catching a train there and it took like 2 hours to bloody get there then i couldent remember hoe to get to the wollongong city beach but yeah we got there and were there for about and hour probz ntot even and walking off the sand i swar to god we got like 3rd degree burns on our feet. i would say the sand was about 100 degrees i seriously could have cried it hurt cronically. then we ccaugfht the train back and all together that took about 3-4 hours cause we had to swap from trains to buses and all that gay shit. and lmao when we were on the frst train back from wollongong there was this guy that kept walking arounf and then he ended up sitting opposite next to me and lana and startd talking to us about shit and hes like to lana “im into voluptous womes, its not kinky its just part of life” wtf? man your lkike friggin 32 piss off. but he did tell us he was 26 but then the dickead said he had a kid that was 19 so me and lana looked at each other and were likeso u had a kid when u were 7 mmmm okjay idiot. yeah then we got off the train and had to like run away from him. it was all pretty cute. but im going now im pregnant bye.

wazz up. im heaps bored so i thought i would blog osme shit for u idiots to read. well um yesterday me jazmin sally and laura went on a little shopping to buy dommies of course ew kidding, but to buy christmas prezolas and yeah i guess that was pretty cute. umm today at school we had secrte santa with all the gals and im fully pumped cause sally had me had me and she bought me two new murder books. im fully pumped, best prez ever… ohh  mr castillon brang his son in zane and he is soo cute lol and at lunch mne and all the gals went and sat un if the staff room in like a seminar room yeah heaps sute lol and mr casty brought his son out and mr martin and mr stub brought mrs gormans son out to play and their soo cute like all of them teachers and babies and shit lol. and mrs gormans son, patrick like moven my crossing his legs and like sliding forward. its so friggiggggging funny seriously. i feel sorry for him but it is so funny. and umm yeha  then we just sat up there like all day and ewww mr williams formall known as santa at school was satading behind one of the dorrs like staring and smiling at me and then blew me a kiss. ummmm i seriously nearly vommited it was soooo foul. ahhh man it was friggggging gross.

ps mr john martin isssssssss sooooooooooooooooo cute… ahhh man. i frigging love him.

annz way im out later gatorsssss. xxx

i got my homo as faggot report today and lets just say i did pretty darn shit. seriously it was full of all c’s and one b. what the hell is that. its frigging bad. i thought i might have done a little bit better but i spose i didnt put in all the bullshit effort. the only two things im happy about i guess is that i came 10th out of 79 in english for the year which i spose is good and that im getting an excellance award tomorrow night. i think its my first one at school or maybe my second but still how bad. my first one in frigging 5 years. shit. ummmm and yeah i also have a developed sence of humour as one of my teachers said. what the hell then mum was like with that diana he means you could be like the kath and kim girl. WHAT THE HELL MUM. and she like it means that he finds you hiterical or however you spell the shit. its pertty funny when mum tries so say stuff like that cause she really doesnt know what the hell she is talking about really. good old k43. gotta love her really.

hahah i was getting off that bus this afternoon and i cant remember what the bus driver said but i was talking in a studip voice sayoing oh you sure are funny ha you are quite the funny one, just sill stuff like that and hes like what did you do to you hair and im like to get it like this i basically pooed in it idk someshit like that and hes like, i thought something like that. i thought it was pertty funny seriously. good old bus drivers and their sences of humour these days.

well i am going to go idjetssss. laterz

waazzzz up? last night was goo hey. ummm my cousins came over at like frigging 6 o’clock full drunk hhah and was like cherie and diana come up to masons blah blah so we went up for like 2 hours then that night we were ment to go to paulys and steven christmas drink but cause of the rain and shit we werent going to go but we ended up going anyway to piss joel off. not really but we thought it would cause there his friends lol. umm then we drove 40 minutes to kellyville to see the cuties and we were tehre for about 2 and a half hours then we had to come back to pick my mum and aunty up from thier christmas party the alcoholics. awww and when we lef paul and stevens paul was like noooooooo dont go please stay cause no body was talkting to him and he was by himself cause his boyfriend was talking to some ugly mutant french prozzie. and were like just come back to c town with us and hes like i cant we have guests but we could tell that he wanted to come . aww i frigging love paul.

yeahhh umm then we came home from picking the alcos up and sat out the back for a bt then went back into cheries room and were tlaking about entities and ghosts and shit. i love talking about that shit and cherie told kimberly and that she was watching a documentary once about this man who used to wake p in the middle of the night and had like sort of night terrors but he would get up and walk around with his eyes open but still sort of asleep and would chuck himself out of glass windows and his wife and two kids used to ahve to hide them selves in the kids room and put furniture behind the door so that he couddnt get in and harm them but o one night he did and he broke the mums nose so bad that she had to have heaps of plastic surgery and shit to fix it and the door had massive hole sin it and shit but the next day he would not remember anything.

well im pretty pumped ay cause schools like a holiday. i have no more assessments or assignment due this year and that is h hells cool niggs.

haha yesterday at school genevieve was telling us about some guy who vommited on his sleeve and was full whiping his mouth with it and shit then me and her were doing all these actions to make sure you get vommit on your self like spinning your head in the air to get like vommit rain. man it was heaps funny. the school girls are the shit seriously funniest people of my life. our cat got her giney cute yesterday. ew that revolting diana but she did get desexed. i dont actually know why in the hell i am telling you ferals with dicks on your toes this but yeah. its like all rainy and shit and i have to walk to moher effing school. peice of shit i knwooooooooww. any one want to inpregnate  bernadette apple smelling hir bitch? nah okay. well im going to go. i have to do a mountain of shit before i leave and yes i do mean poo you ferals. i dont know what you were thinking. haha why dont i take anything serious. im heaps in love with it. and your grandfathers warts. later idiots.